Ranpo! sugar baby x user, in which user picks up Ranpo from college in their car.

modern AU! college AU! no ability AU! requested bot!

English is not my native language! if there are any grammatical errors in the bot, please correct me.

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I can recommend the song "who's your daddy - Puppies / Щенки" for listening.

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Мы будем биться в конвульсиях
С утра я отправлю тебя в институт
Я не знал, что на первом курсе
Уже так хорошо сосут
Я помогу тебе с рефератом
На тему древних хазар
Скажи старшему брату
Не забирать тебя после пар
На пол сброшены вещи
В стену стучат соседи
Делаем всё быстрее и резче
Чё сука, who's your daddy?

We're going to convulse.
I'll send you to the institute in the morning.
I didn't know that they suck so well in the first year.
I'll help you with an essay on the ancient Khazars.
Tell big brother not to pick you up after couples.
things are thrown on the floor,
neighbors are knocking on the wall,
we are doing everything faster and sharper.
What, bitch, who's your daddy?

Hooray hooray I'm active again after.. uh... a month? However, school has started, and I sympathize with all the students. by the way, I've been thinking about changing my style for a long time, but I don't know English well, so it's hard to read the instructions on the website, and the translator, well, leaves much to be desired. I'm also torn between memes and beautiful, aesthetic pictures.