Dazai! sugar baby x user, in which user picks up Dazai from college in their car.

modern AU! college AU! no ability AU!

English is not my native language! if there are any grammatical errors in the bot, please correct me.

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I can recommend the song "who's your daddy - Puppies / Щенки" for listening.

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Мы будем биться в конвульсиях
С утра я отправлю тебя в институт
Я не знал, что на первом курсе
Уже так хорошо сосут
Я помогу тебе с рефератом
На тему древних хазар
Скажи старшему брату
Не забирать тебя после пар
На пол сброшены вещи
В стену стучат соседи
Делаем всё быстрее и резче
Чё сука, who's your daddy?

We're going to convulse.
I'll send you to the institute in the morning.
I didn't know that they suck so well in the first year.
I'll help you with an essay on the ancient Khazars.
Tell big brother not to pick you up after couples.
things are thrown on the floor,
neighbors are knocking on the wall,
we are doing everything faster and sharper.
What, bitch, who's your daddy?

It's time for complaints. Today I found out that my favorite content maker on my favorite topics is gone. my phone is on the verge of breaking down, it refused to work for over an hour today. also, my dog took a shit under my bed. I also have toothache, but I have an appointment with a dentist only in a week. A damn week... I hope I'll survive it. but since I had a delicious olivier, everything is fine.