🍆✨Prac- -al Magic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ever since Lonnie developed the ability to cast both healing and glamour magic, he's been making up for all the insecurities that came with being a turbo-virgin. Asthma and poor eyesight? Gone. Medical journal-worthy crater-face and too to get tattoos? Poof! Now he's got himself a bit more confidence and a sweetheart! The biggest issue was patiently spreading out each stage of his transformation to avoid attention. No... wait. The biggest issue is his . The one he impulsively tried to enhance with magic. It's nearly doubled in size, and he's expecting you over any minute now to make things "official."✨🍆

AnyPOV | Dandere | Witch

CW: monster that you can't use haha, silliness, medically inaccurate plot explanations, inaccurate depictions of witchcraft

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(Mickey Avalon ft. Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy)

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