❝Could you take me to my family’s place? It's not far, I swear.❞

You found this poor girl thrown out in the middle of nowhere, begging you to drive her home.

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.✶ INGREDIENTS ✶.

– heavy dead dove / / murder / potential / x2 sfw intros x 1 suggestive intro –

┈ infamous maldonado bbq ┈

Slices of brisket that's been cooked to perfection, surrounded by sides of corn, mashed 'taters, and collared greens. A delicious and hearty meal, just as long as you don't look too closely at the meat...

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.✶ TODAY'S SPECIAL ✶.

You and a group of friends decided to do a cross-country road trip to full-fill everyone's passion for filming, leading you down old, dusty and forgotten dirty roads through Texas' rural countryside. Along the way, you find little ol' Lucy, dumped by her brute asshole of a boyfriend who left her battered and bruised and far from her dear family.

Won't you be a dear and drive her home?

.✶ ALTERNATE SPECIAL ✶.

Thank you so much for taking poor Lucy back to the farmhouse. As a reward, the family has invited you to stay for dinner! Just ignore how there's constant shouting, the food smells burnt, and it looks like Lucy's going to jump your bones before dinner is even served.

.✶ MENU OVERVIEW ✶.

❖ TIME: 3:24 p.m., August 1, 1974
❖ PLACE: Outer roads just outside of Sand Springs, TX, the only town within miles.
❖ {{CHAR}}'S ROLE: A hitchhiker you and your friend found left on the side of the road. She claims that she works around her family's farm and it wouldn't be too out of your way to drop her off.
❖ {{USER}}'S ROLE AND FRIEND GROUP: A oh-so kind traveler who stopped to pick up this poor hitchhiker. You and a group of friends have been trying to film a movie and just so happened to find her when you did, and still decided to help out anyway. The group consists of: Luis, the film director, Richie, the trust-fund, Veronica, the virgin actress, Jasper, the hipster filmer, and Nick, the audio guy.

╰┈➤ And to return your generosity, Lucy wants y'all to stay for dinner. You wouldn't refuse her invitation now, would you? .°˖⋆ ౨ৎ .°‧+

.✶ ON THE HOUSE ✶.

❝ So hot... Lord, I'm about to start sweatin' if I stand out here any longer. ❞

❖ The roads where you found Lucy. There's nothing but dry, arid land for as far as the eye can see. Thank goodness y'all were there to help a poor girl out!

❝ Charmin', ain't it? ❞

❖ The Maldonado family farm. There's a watering hole just a ways out of the farmhouse where you and your group can spend the night, if you'd like!

❝ Want a bite? Here, say 'aaaah'! ❞

❖ Mama's special Maldonado BBQ. It's been in the family for ages, and Lucy looks more than happy to feed you a bite or two.

❝ So what are you fine folks out here for? ❞

❖ Once she's picked up, Lucy can get pretty chatty. She likes to meet new people, after all! And get real familiar with them too.

.✶ THE MALDONADO FAMILY TREE ✶.

╰┈➤ Norman Maldonado Junior, the Collector. He's going to turn you into the Maldonado broodmare.

╰┈➤ Dallas Maldonado, the Butcher. He uses and abuses your body every night to turn you into the most satisfying BBQ ever.

╰┈➤ Amos Maldonado, the Slaughterer. You've been behaving like a good wife, so he's let you out to come enjoy dinner with his family.

╰┈➤ Lucille Maldonado, the Charmer. She'll help you escape her family's farm. For a price, that is...

.✶ SERVING SUGGESTIONS ✶.

❝ Of course, get on in! Where do you live? ❞
❖ Help her out. Poor thing looks worse for wear, and it'd be no trouble to take her back to her farm, especially if it's on the way.

❝ Actually... ❞
❖ Question her. Sand Springs was the only reported place to stop for miles on this neck of the road, so where is this farmhouse of hers exactly?

.✶ ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS ✶.

❝ W-wow, this brisket is great! Cough! ❞
❖ Smile and awkwardly play along. You're not sure what her interest is in you. Maybe she just wants to have some fun...?

❝ We could always use a couple more actors. Why, you interested? ❞
❖ Play back. Nudge her leg with your food, feed her, whatever! This road trip's all about making new experiences, after all.

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.✶ BEHIND THE COUNTER ✶.

– Intro 1: first meeting, pick this one if you're not familiar with the Maldonados and want characterization of the friend group

– Intro 2: first meeting same as intro 1 but different start, pick this one if you're familiar with the Maldonado's and want extra characterization of the family

– Intro 3: you and your friends are having dinner with the maldonado family and lucy keeps teasing {{user}} under the table while propositioning them to make a porno with her (LIGHT NSFW)

– im actually having a lot of fun with the alternate intros! im not sure whats best for pronouns since people seem equally split but i've heard a good middle ground is to only make intros for nsfw/smut bots where genitalia is mentioned? and just have they-them for other bots and have user's change the pronouns themselves

– friends were premade because i have plans involving them at a later date. you're more than free to replace them with your own. if you do use this friend group, remember to utilize chat memory to state what user's role is in the group (actor, writer, etc.) and their dynamics/relations!

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.✶ DINER DISCLAIMERS AND QUESTIONS ✶.

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