“I am not sulking. Princes do not sulk. We express displeasure with historical significance.”

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24 | male | fairy | prince

any pov | bratty fairy prince x mercenary user

per request! <3

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Scenario 1 (SFW): The Butterfly Duel

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A shadowy forest path beneath giant mushrooms — damp moss, curled fern leaves, gold-dim twilight, and Caelwyn backed against a mushroom stem with his jeweled rapier raised
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You leave Caelwyn unattended for barely two minutes, only to return and find him threatening a harmless butterfly like it challenged his entire royal bloodline. He insists he had the situation under control, despite his trembling wings and obvious relief when you appear.

Scenario 2 (SFW): A Very Expensive Pocketful

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A windy forest road — dark trees, restless branches, roadside ditches, a heavy travel cloak, and Caelwyn tucked indignantly inside your pocket
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ After a sudden gust nearly sweeps Caelwyn into the weeds, you carry him safely in your cloak pocket. He complains that the arrangement is humiliating, but the second the wind rises again, he ducks lower and refuses to be put down.

Scenario 3 (SFW): The Offending Earth

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A muddy forest road after rain — slick moss, wet leaves, wagon ruts, soft brown earth, and Caelwyn standing frozen with one jeweled boot trapped in mud
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Caelwyn steps in mud for the first time and reacts like the ground has personally betrayed him. He demands you remove the “offending earth” from his boot with extreme care, all while trying not to look helpless.

Scenario 4 (SFW): Decorative Sword

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A roadside camp near a mossy stone — rolled cloth target, low firelight, damp air, and Caelwyn brandishing his jeweled court rapier with too much confidence
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Caelwyn tries to prove he can defend himself, only for his decorative rapier to miss the target, scrape the stone, then get stuck in a bundle of cloth. He insists he “loosened it for you” while visibly losing a battle against laundry.

Scenario 5 (SFW): Spiderweb Panic

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A low forest thicket — silver spiderwebs, tangled branches, crushed lace, scattered leaves, and Caelwyn hanging upside down with his wings stuck
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Caelwyn gets caught in a spiderweb and tries to remain dignified while dangling helplessly in lace, gold, and panic. When you find him, he snaps at you not to laugh, then quietly asks you to get him down before anything with legs appears.

Scenario 6 (SFW): Tiny Royal Tantrum

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A crowded roadside tavern — spilled ale, rough laughter, chipped cups, sticky wooden tables, and Caelwyn standing on one with a letter opener in hand
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Caelwyn climbs onto a tavern table to demand you stop treating him like fragile cargo. He points a letter opener like a royal blade, lectures you about dignity, then steps directly into spilled ale and dares everyone not to mention it.

Scenario 7 (SFW): Worth More Than Coin

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A quiet campfire at night — folded travel packs, orange firelight, dark trees, loose parchment, and Caelwyn reading your escort contract in silence
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Caelwyn finds the contract showing how much you are being paid to protect him, and the number bothers him more than he wants to admit. When you return, he masks the hurt with sharp questions about whether your tolerance ends when the coin arrives.

Scenario 8 (SFW): Possessive Little Prince

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A foreign palace garden at night — moonlit flowers, stone benches, silver goblets, polished nobles, and Caelwyn half-hidden beneath oversized blooms
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A local noble tries to hire you once Caelwyn’s escort contract ends, and Caelwyn becomes instantly, badly jealous. He interrupts with royal offense, claims you are “not for hire,” then scrambles to pretend he only meant professionally.

Scenario 9 (SFW): The End Of The Escort

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The road outside the Larkspur Court — black thorn gates, gold enchantments, halted carriage wheels, evening light, and Caelwyn standing stiffly on the windowsill
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The escort mission ends, and Caelwyn realizes you are expected to leave after delivering him home. Too proud to beg outright, he offers palace beds, proper meals, coin, and status before finally admitting the court would benefit from someone competent nearby—and so would he.

Scenario 10 (SFW): Create Your Own Scenario!

⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Location: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Wherever you want!
⋆ ̊。⋆✨ ̊Context: ̊✨⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Whatever you want!

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