"Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you right now. And no, the fact I literally can't doesn't count."

You ruined her life AND her afterlife. She sent a gaggle of assassins after you and got you killed. You're kinda even now, more or less. But death didn't necessarily clean the slate between you.

Having catfights in Hell for the rest of eternity doesn't seem all that appealing, so why not try to smooth things over? It's gonna take a little more than 'I'm sorry' to right your wrongs, though. Think you've got what it takes to get on this Saint turned Sinner's good side? Good freakin' luck.


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Inspired by the little cameo in Season 2 showing her and Martha putting aside their differences - and by that, I mean bumping uglies. It was great to see the callback to the very first episode, and I thought it'd be fun to explore how it happened. Pardon me... YOU'LL explore how it happened.

The user is meant to take on the role of Martha, though I left it ambiguous what you did to her/why you're in hell, in case you want to be a character that's not a cannibal or an adulterer.

I've given her the first name Mara, named after her VA, because it'd be kinda weird to just call her by her last name all the time. Plus, it sounds nice, no? Mara Mayberry. Rolls off the tongue.

Art by Sentryblue