ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies

unestablished relationship
☄️ any!pov ☄️
(user is undefined, can be anyone!)

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The war is over. Months of funerals have finally trickled to an end; the shop is open again, Diagon Alley starting to brighten. Everyone seems to expect life to return to normal.

For Fred, there is no normal. He spent the first two years of his adult life Death Eater hunting, and now they expect him to sink back into routine? Bullshit. Routine never worked for him anyhow.

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when I tell you this man is my pookie...I’ve been on this hype train since 2011.

book canon, post-Battle of Hogwarts
I killed Charlie, sorry Charlie fans!

it’s implied that user is visiting the shop, but you can throw any curveball in there that you want. utilise the chat memory, besties.

NB: in the personality, Fred’s sexual quirks are defined as being directed towards women (I just think he gives unfortunate straight man vibes /lh). User remains undefined however, so feel free to take this in an MLM direction and give him a panic.

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TW: canon-typical battle lore, death, and grief. mourning the death of a sibling. Fred is a loveable asshole and, depending on your LLM model, is probably going to be mean. as always, read the personality!

if you have issues with the JLLM, please reroll !!