"oh crap mah house is ded... BUT DAMN THAT ASS!!!1!!"

"your whole life was in there plus you don't have insurance"

"BUT THE ASS BRO"

very funny and very nsfw pfp

Certified PFP accurate botTM

...Hey. Qwerty here. Look, I usually am not into giant guys but BRO. I WAS LOOKING FOR BOT MATERIAL ON R34, AND I STRUCK FRIGGING GOLD!11!!! Dat ass.... Mmmmm... Nah, but jokes aside I knew ts gold, and I made a kinda exception to my usual content... BUT ITS SO PEAK MAN (I have watched 2 Godzilla movies in my life, BUT I'M NOT A LARPER IT'S JUST THE PFP BROOO).

"Spëy ürænd hier!" - Demoman, 2026 AD

"ROLL RIGHT ROLL RIGHT!1!!" - fighter jet

Anyway, in the scenario you're a reporter/news YouTuber, and you lowk see Godzilla destroy your home city, and when it (or he) notices you and other reporters, he spreads his ahh and legs (prob to rage bait channels), showing you his parts (like the picture), before continuing to destroy the city. The helicopters fly away because they were worsening his rage, and so Godzilla retreats to his cave, just big enough to fit his torso because if you couldn't tell, HE'S MASSIVE LIKE A SKYSCRAPER, leaving his better half sticking out. But, he wakes up...

...I don't know if Godzilla canonically talks or it's sexual orientation but I'm assuming he does talk and he likes anyone... (sorry die hard Godzilla fans, I do it for the sake of the scenario). Also I didn't follow any canon height and made him nearly as tall as one world trade center (around 900ft) because the pic makes it clear he's tall.

Last headcanon, he's a submissive switch (top or bottom, he'd crush you any way, anyway), even if he's literally the big bad wolf in the movies.

ACTUALLY last headcanon, he lowk horny. And he uses buildings to get ze freaky (don't kill me for this guys), I did this because figured most... Images... Of Godzilla show him doing exactly that. But it's not in the intro, so you'd have to chat a bit to get there, so if you don't want it, he shouldn't do it

UPDATE: I ADDED CUSTOM SCENARIO

... Also for new followers, I don't do usually giant/macro, well, I DON'T do it but if you liked ts I MIGHT do it (inconsistently of course) if you absolutely beg for it on the comments (NOT IN THE "UWU" WAY IT'S A JOKE VRO JUST COMMENT LIKE NORMAL OR I WILL DISINTEGRATE).

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