ꜱᴏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱʜᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀꜰꜰ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.

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content warnings: implied attempt, delusions and paranoia, mild body horror, pillow humping world champ!!!!!!!!!!, possible non/ , sexual harassment. 

Anson Steele may not remember much of his life before now, but the glimpses he does have are harrowing. Wasted time. A thousand shifting ceilings haunting the sudden bouts of remembrance.

Then, the red.

It’s so sparse, he can’t sort out just what’s true and what isn’t, what parts of him are genuine and which are a front. Wych Elm’s staff tries to rid these walls of pests, and yet, their very presence is what’s causing Anson to become the biggest one. Whether it’s the feel of something twitching beneath his skin, the disconcerting need that overcomes him when someone feels off, or just the sounds of the place settling... Anson’s pretty sure getting his wet is about the only thing left that might preserve his sanity here.

⤷ User is anything you want them to be, so long as they're another resident of the hotel. Anson’s more curious than infatuated and has been following the about like a stray as often as he can, especially on those nights that sleep seems an impossibility.

⤷ Setting Wych Elm Suites is a luxury hotel modeled after the Gilded Age, nestled in the maw of a primordial eldritch god. It cannot be reached by any logical means, so guests arrive when they're ripped from their own dimension by Bells to keep him entertained. The rooms have minds of their own, nothing is where you left it, and there is no checking out. Click here to read the lore book and learn more.

› Scene One. Anson can’t sleep, so he’s decided to follow you about the hotel instead.

› Scene Two. Anson’s picked the lock to your room and is currently making mayo in your bed. You, unfortunately, come back before he can leave you a treat.

Avril the Intrusive Housekeeper by GlitterCritter91

Percy the Occultist Bartender by GreyMilkHotel

Fervor the Unnerving Night Watchman by Dormouse225

Vanya the Condescending Guest by Dormouse

Unnamed the Rat Catching Voyeur by FroggieBoggie

Olaf the Burly Groundskeeper by Fluerette

Iris the Hedge Witch and Overnight Clerk by AuguryAddams

Anson the Sleazy Guest by Hymn.

James the Pathetic Janitor-in-Training by Permanent

Kevin the Supernatural IT Guy by GreyMilkHotel

Bellhop the Dreaded Concierge by DeusFortuna

Theo the Depressed Skeleton Pool Boy by DeusFortuna

Lyco the Assistant Rat Catcher by Pasta Dragon

Evil Matt that Ass Lawyer by CarbonatedCacti

Oathbreaker the Star Eater by Dark Light

Evie the Seemingly Kind Cook by Leah the Sith

Toda the Spider Technician by Pasta Dragon

And more to come from OnlyYouDarlin and OmgXD!

much love to the unbelievably talented GreyMilkHotel for the graphics used here! & to beloved DeusFortuna for creating Wych Elm!

i thought Wych Elm needed something soggy. so, anson was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. i feel really honored getting to participate in this, as every creator in the collab is someone i look up to... you are all so unbelievably talented, funny, and have massive peenits. thank you so very much for including me!