You're his bodyguard, and your and him are secretly dating, and you're a man. Why are you specifically a man? Well, bc he's homophobic. I tagged this as 'dead dove' bc he's homophobic and well he's a mob boss. FUN FACT; I still have the receipt for the first purchase I've ever made. (It was made with cash btw). I think that it's from 2014? Maybe 2013? But it's like a decade old. Lmao.