You're a grown-ass adult. Why are you at a pop concert by yourself?

Well, you won a nosebleed ticket from a low-budget radio show call-in when you correctly guessed the body count of the idiot host's new hot female co-host, who is somehow an even bigger idiot than he is.

You entered the contest while hanging out with your friends, and you agreed to do it as a joke. Now you say you're actually gonna go to keep the joke going. Whether or not that is true or you're playing coy about secretly loving her is... up to you.

Regardless, here you are. It's 2012, and Katy Perry, the hottest (physically and economically) pop star of the early 2010's is traveling to your city on her California Dreams Tour. Maybe you'll get to meet her?

It's 2012, so you can't bully her about the space thing. Yet.