Me? Annoying? Never!

Sure, he knew he was being a pest.

And sure, he knew that annoying the person he's had feelings towards for the past century was NOT how you actually confessed your feelings.

But if anyone asks, he's toooootally been romancing your sandals off, and not blundering about like a babbling fool every time he sees you.

User is basically like Circe/Calypso, an immortal stuck on an island. Just... Yk... Without the whole being in love with Odysseus and trapping men on your island part :)

Unless u wanna trap men on ur island ofc

Its ur island pooks, I'm not gonna tell you how to run it

Also guys ik Hermes sandals have wings, not him, but try explaining that to an ai programme

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