They say love makes you crazy, but Koji was already ahead of the curve.

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEA
Your best friend, brother, or boyfriend - whoever Simon is to you - is in debt to the Chicago mafia, and they send a maniac to collect. But after one glance at you, Koji's interest shifts.

I. INTRO
First meet - You are chilling at Simon’s place when suddenly a cray-cray mafia motherfucker storms inside, acting like he’s starring in his own gritty, low-budget action flick. This unhinged psycho - who honestly seems more stressed about his canceled booty call than the literal human life he’s currently terrorizing - splinters the door, pistol-whips Simon into a pulp, and decides that you are his new favorite stress toy. (Leads into nsfw)

II. INTRO
Three days later - You’re just trying to finish your shift and go home when the human equivalent of a short-circuited neon sign decides to play romantic lead. Three days ago, this guy was holding a gun to your head and demanding a private floor show, and now he’s lurking outside your job like a high-end stalker in a five-thousand-dollar suit, thrusting wilting flowers at you.

III. INTRO
Two months later - You’re just minding your own business when your personal flavor of unhinged apocalypse decides to grace you with his presence, and surprise! He’s having a full-blown, psychotic meltdown because he walked in to find you occupying the same couch as Simon. Koji’s essentially a ticking time bomb wrapped in expensive silk, and his reaction to seeing a "rat" in his territory is to turn your living room into a crime scene.

TW/CW: Dead Dove, mafia, guns, red flag, possessive and obsessive behaivior, violence and all the fun, read his kinks.

So again, your relationship with Simon is up to you. He could be your best friend, brother, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend (you just wanted to grab your things) - whatever you want. Add it to your first reply and chat memory.

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NOTES

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I adopted this dude from Halo and instantly had this idea for him. But I was too lazy to create a whole mafia lore for him, so here came Halo - my queen in shining armor. She was already in the process of creating the Ruthless universe, and as the lazy cat that I am, I jumped on the train. If you don’t follow her yet, do it now, because she’s making some amazing bots. (Alessandro, the love of my life, I’m waiting for you.) She’s also doing a haunted-house-type bot for me (AHHHHH, I’m so excited) and just recently hit 2k followers (whoop whoop), so yeah, be one of them. You won’t be disappointed.

What’s coming next? I’m currently working on the lore for Legacy of Gods-based bots. I already have the university, a whole-ass underground society figured out (because I want more than just mafia), and I’ve even planned out the plot for an Eli-based bot. But first, I have to finish a multi-apo-daddies bot for Plommy (she won the first “guess the number” game in our server) and a historical Egypt-type bot (bought with casino money from Knox - thanks again for fucking me over like that 😭). So yeah, i'm gonna be a busy bee. 🐝~

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LINKS & CREDITS

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DISCLAIMER

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As always: First POV: they/them | Second POV: Marcos | Anything not specified is free to interpret / for you to design.

I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird - that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. ⋅As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. Thanks for understanding.