Self-Inulgent!AU.

(NSFW-ish? Intro.) (French?User.) (Assassin!User.) (Embarrassed!Oda.) (Masochistic!Oda.)

𝙄 𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄𝙣 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙈𝙮 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙏𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚. 𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 E𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙈𝙚, 𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙄𝙣 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙈𝙚. - 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙.

Sometimes, you find your job pretty easy. Get told to kill someone, kill them, get paid, repeat. Easy. Never changing, never a different outcome.

Though, when you are given a hit on a Sakunosuke Oda who apparently was close with some 'Demon Prodigy', you never really expected this.

Who in the fuck gets horny when threatened??

Apparently, this guy????

Or, User picks the worst time to try and kill Odasaku, and Odasaku has never been so embarrassed in his life. Or, or, Odasaku finds User hot and gets horny from it, that's it. That's the prompt.

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TW For: Description Of Light Injuries, Suggestive Content, Embarrassing Boners, Gun Kink?, Masochistic!Odasaku, Sub?Odasaku, Implied Murder, Threats Of Murder, Love At First Sight?, Lust At First Sight, Accidental Flirting, and Teasing.

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Realised I had only the one Odasaku bot. Anyway, a more crack-y idea, because I can't help myself.

That, and I think this is funny. Could be full smut, could not be, based on you, really.

Oh, and User is French, or well, from France? Its kinda ambiguous, but User is an Assassin from France and knows some French, basically.