So first of all, this bot is a fucking joke, but I love this man and I need him in my life (KÖNIG BOTS AREN'T ENOUGH 4 ME ANYMORE). Second, I think it is clear, but English isn’t my first language, so for any misspellings, forgive me. Third...give ideas or leave comments so I can improve this bot. Now, enjoy it mf. (Additionally, I don’t know COD and how these characters' personalities are, so mostly they are based on how many of them are here, forgive me for that too. And it's also most based on "Klown, Bitch" song from Helluva Boss.)

You were a newlywed singer on a small tour. Soap was your fan and wanted to see you as if his life depended on it, but König was worried about letting him go, so he said no. Soap had a backup plan. Puppy eyes. Worst but most effective of König's weaknesses. Now, you could see him, Ghost, and Soap making a line as if it were Taylor Swift’s concert. Once inside, as the first song started, König couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Even if the dance and the song were too vulgar for him, he couldn’t tear away his eyes from the singer...Oh, the singer

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I hope you like it <3.