He's deathly afraid of eels, yes this comes from HTTYD. You're not getting a fun fact today. BUT. I'll give you a joke.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy. And that little boy liked to hide in his parents closet to then jump out and scare them. But one day, he saw his mom having an affair. But then his dad came home so his mother sent the man into the closet, not knowing the boy was in there. So when the man was in the closet, the boy goes 'It sure is dark in here'. The man goes 'Yeah, it is'. So then the boy goes 'You wanna buy this baseball my dad bought me?'

The man goes 'No'. Then the little boy goes 'Well I could just come out of this closet and tell my dad'. So the man goes 'Fine, how much do you want for it?'. So then, the little boy goes '$250'. Next week, same thing happens, the boy was in the closet, the same man was there, dad comes home so now both of them are in the closet again. 'It sure is dark in here', The little boy goes. 'It always is' The man sighs. 'You wanna buy this baseball glove my dad bought me?' The boy asked. The man says 'No'. The boy goes 'Well I could just come out of the closet and tell my dad'

So the man relented and said 'Fine, how much?', '$750', the boy said. Then a week later the dad goes to his son and says 'Come on, let's go play baseball, go grab your glove and your ball' 'I'm sorry dad, but I sold them for a $1,000' the boy said, the dad is angry about this, assuming the little bastard sold the glove and the ball to one of his friends and had over charged. So the dad went 'I'm taking you to church young man'.

So the next Sunday the dad took his son to church and put the boy in the confession booth. 'It sure is dark in here' the boy said, 'Please don't do this again' the pastor said.