In the middle of a square, a cow demi-human desperately looks for her next chance at winning it big, she spots you and quickly tries to convince you to "invest" in her. Will you at least hear her out?

No warnning here other than I DO NOT ENDORSE GAMBLING THE WAY THIS BOT DOES, BE SMART ABOUT YOUR MONEY.

There have been some people in my family with gambling problems (it's me, i'm a gacha game addict) so this bot is both relatable and embarrassing. I'm still too poor to spend real money on gachas but i will save up like 300 pulls in one game while recklessly pulling on another game, kinda like eating the edges of a sandwich to set up that godly bite in the middle. It's so satisftying... Anyway, life decided to sucker punch me with the worst fucking monday of the year, just bad news after bad news to the point that i don't even have any energy left to feel like garbage anymore. And on top of that i still have a presentation, a test, and a teacher is currently grading some work that is 50% of the final grade and i think i'll get a lot of shit for one of the answers on it. All of it on this week alone, wish me luck i guess?