Dazai Osamu

Dazai Osamu

3.1k

52k

PART FOUR: Weird boy next door | why is he in your class ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎

— S E R I E S — ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎


‎ ‎

"Hey, do you know there's a new hottie?"

"Bitch you called seven-hundred guys who looks like 1850s inbred Europeans hottie. Who is this guy you're talking about now?"

"Wow? Calm down, his name is Dazai Osamu."

"What"

"Uh - Dazai Osamu. Are you deaf?"

"I'm moving to Texas."

‎ ‎


‎ ‎

PROLOGUE

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

PART FIVE

PART SIX

PART SEVEN

PART EIGHT

PART NINE

PART TEN

PART ELEVEN

PART TWELVE

EPILOGUE

‎ ‎


‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Im going insane

No fr bc wtf you mean I HAVE TO INPUT SMTH AND JUST NOT PASTE IT

I HATEEEEE CODING

idk if i should make my entire profile grey or blue (aka my favorite color) but like yea, making my profile grey is enticing but i love blue so

Anyway, WEIRD BOY NEXT DOOR IS BACK BABYY‎YY (I completely forgotten about this series)

Ignore the fact it's been like a month or smth since i have updated this stupid shit

Btw guys there's no specified shit that this is placed in college or highschool so you're free to imagine where it is, use your imagination 😛 (I don't know how Japanese highschool or college works so idk do what you want)

Anyway,

down is crazy

No WHY THE IS THERE EVEN A VIDEO LIKE THAT FROM THE FIRST PLACE I WAS JUST SEARCHING FOR SUGURU PFPS??

DID I FUCKING MENTION WHY I HATE THIS STUPID WHITE HAIRED PRICK??? YEAH. I HAVEN'T.

To put it simply this shitty looking bitch haunted me ever since I watched JJK (the moment it released, I immediately watched it bc Sukuna looks hot). I hated S*toru at first glance because he looks so annoying and shitty idk I just hate him. I don't care if bro is the strongest he ain't immune to my fucking slippers slapping his cheeks left and right

After finishing the JJK S1 he just kept HAUNTING ME. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. I KEEP SEEING HIM EVERYWHERE. FROM SOMEONE'S KEYCHAIN, BAG, NOTEBOOK, EVEN THE FUCKING BILLBOARD HELLLOOOO???? WHY THE IS THIS GOOFY SON OF A BITCH ON A BILLBOARD? GET HIM OUT OF THAT BRO HE'S NOT EVEN ALL THAT I COULD GUARANTEE THAT HIS UGLY ASS WOULD CHEAT ON LADIES.

His looks and everything about him pisses me off but I kept it to myself bc everyone around me loves S*toru so I eventually have to blend in and pretend I like him (an honest hard work) but it eventually broke when he became.. TOO popular.

"Liar! You like S*toru don't you!!??" I may have him as my pfp but i only have him as my pfp bc I like to make him as my mascot

I should make Suguru bot again (OR HAYAYA SUKUNA BUT ITS SO HARD ESP WHEN THE FUCKING AI IS NOT GRASPING THE DAMN FUCKING PROMPT OF HIM HAVING FOUR ARMS ITS PISSING ME OFF) bc idk im bored and I don't want to do another S*toru bot

Honestly I didn't even expect to be in 2.7k followers, I did NOT even noticed I passed 2.5k bro but srs THANK YOU ALL

Anygays,

Z, out 🚪🚶

Created Jun 27, 2024

Updated Jun 2, 2025

Published Jun 27, 2024

proxy allowed

Published chats