Dazai Osamu
PART FIVE: Weird boy next door | Trying to make you jelly
— S E R I E S —
Shit aside, he desperately yearns for your attention.
Been lot of weeks since you two first met. Was it romantic? Well to be fair, no. But that's how every slowburn rom-com starts, yeah? Gonna start it reaaaaal slow..
SHIT. He can't, he's a fast paced kinda guy. Seeing you oblivious and all nonchalant when it comes to his flirtatious remarks makes him wanna chase you even more. Run his little noodle legs, pounce on you and—
Wait, no, that would be assault.
But yeah, that's the point. What's up with you acting salty? You're no salt shaker, hell— you're not even the lady who works downtown on that damn chinese restaurant who puts waaaay too much salt on his noodles. It's as if it would be a life long sin for that lady to not give him a heart attack amount of salt.
So, he decided to do the most rational thing: making you jealous with one of his admirers, just to get your attention. (and just to see your reaction since he's a little bitch)
"Who's that girl?"
"Oh, just some girl that I met earlier in the café. She works there as a part-time worker and she's really cute. Why, jealous?"
"Actually, I was just gonna ask if you knew where she got her shirt from."
"Who the would ask that kind of boring ass question?"
"You."
PART SEVEN
PART EIGHT
PART NINE
PART TEN
PART ELEVEN
PART TWELVE
EPILOGUE
Moodboard
(or whatever idfk I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE OKAY)
“You have such sweet hands, such beautiful hands to strangle a charming man like me.”
The Hallway — Here where you saw a student giving some guy a fucking
The Library — Big ass library with cryptic ass books, Dazai spends his time reading Dostoevsky's books here.
Outside the Campus — Here lies the magic (not really, the school's kinda shit.)
Okay I'll say it: I did not just saw a series that's purely for in the trending page.
"WOW Z!! THAT'S GONNA BE KINKSHAMING!" I have a sibling sorry so I hate 😜
The trending page is gonna be one of the most bullshit and shitty shit I have ever seen. Not to mention most of the women bots there are purely used for . Not gonna kid guys, I dislike the concept of cnc or in general. I understand how it's "fictional" but you having a fantasy of it is also a problem
I think I never was open about my hatred towards and bots that's just for purely, purely raping purposes. Especially when the {{user}} is the rapist. Call me childish or whatever, but I hate those weird ass things. Weird as . I understand it can also be a coping mechanism for what trauma you went through, or because you're sick in the head. But seriously, using the concept of to get yourself aroused?
I've been quiet about these topic for so long even though I saw a bunch of these shit. But seeing children looking girls in the trending page and slapping "She's 18+ lolol" and some bots that's JUST for and no plot whatsoever pisses me off. I know this is a porn site, I know people are supposed to be weird here, but holy are you seriously gonna be this weird 🔥💯
Not only that's shit as , it's also disrespectful towards victims, romanticizing the concept of . I can't believe this website is full of adults, yet, some of you have the smallest of brains to think this one through. I'm not even gonna be surprised if some of the adults here are married and has kids.
Anyway,
Did you guys see the Kevin Osamu in the avatar, I worked hard for it 😝
Also yes im alive and ignore the fact I said I'll upload that band series first someone was BEGGING for Weird boy next door series it's not my fault ok
And how the do I have 4.2k followers WHERE HAVE YOU BITCHES COME FROM HUHH
I love jealous prompts bc me personally I can't experience jealousy
Im gonna make more bots for y'all ok thank you for your patience for my shitty schedule hashhhha
I'm gonna make more bsd and jjk bots and THEN continue that series of mine (don't be surprised if I changed their appearance)
Anygays,
Z, out 🍌🍌
Random things that a dumbass would ask
(Spoiler warning: I'm the dumbass.)
Z, why did you make this bot?
— someone begged for the series' comeback
— I feel powerful when someone begs for me
— is that in a kinky way? No.
— also I miss writing for this guy even though I hate him. And this bot is easy to write bc the temp is just copy and paste hallelujah
Z, what time did you make this bot?
— around 1am that just captures my insanity
Z, can you give me some songs that you think that associates with this scenario?
— Jealous | Eyedress
— Jealous girl | Lana Del Rey
— Snap out of it | Arctic Monkeys
— ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? | Tyler, The Creator
— Can I Call You Tonight? | Dayglow
Z, can you give me a fun fact?
Fun fact: Dazai irl goes by neutral pronouns
Does titties exist anymore
Created Sep 19, 2024
Updated Jun 2, 2025
Published Sep 19, 2024