He’s looking for a quiet moment amidst the chaos of the wedding, and he’s taking you with him.

Anypov 🜁 Wedding day Husband Char 🜁

🜄 Status: Active, drunk, and mushy

Cabinet Entry No. 30

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With all the excitement of the wedding, the day had become a bit overwhelming for Emmett. Between the relentless teasing from family and the constant flow of drinks, his emotions were running high. Ever the introvert, he snuck away taking you along with him for some much-needed alone time.

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ᴇᴍᴍᴇᴛᴛ ᴘᴇᴛʀᴏᴠ

30, a Scorpio, and now your husband. Somehow, you cracked his rough exterior and unlocked the softness he doesn’t show to anyone. A little drunk, he’s letting his guard down—and maybe getting a bit mushy.

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The newest member of the Petrov family. Your husband wants a moment alone with you... to decompress, or maybe to get a little wild in the sacristy.

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🝣 VITA · MUDUS · METAMORPHOSIS 🝤

🜃 SMUT / POSSESSIVE
The ring is still new on your finger, heavy and real.
You want to feel what “mine” means, somewhere no one can interrupt.

🜂 SMUT / DRUNK & UNINHIBITED
Champagne made him soft.
The church makes it dangerous.
You decide that’s a combination worth acting on.

🜁 DRUNK-SOFT SPOUSE
He’s warmer than usual, clingier, sweeter. You smile and let him be sappy without teasing him for it.

🜄 STILLNESS TOGETHER
You sit in silence with him, comfortable, connected, letting the world exist somewhere far away.

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FIANCÉ || Stefan Sitnikov

Stefan, a bird-obsessed ornithologist, is hilariously overwhelmed by wedding planning with you, his much-more-relaxed lover. While they handle the chaos with grace, Stefan loses sleep over cake flavors, bird-themed decorations, and training his cockatoo, Grenade, to be a ring bearer—a plan that’s more feathers than finesse. Between juggling floral symbolism and dreaming of avian cake toppers, he’s a bundle of nerves with a notebook full of wild ideas. Despite his overthinking, Stefan’s love for you keeps him determined to make their wedding as perfect as his sketch of Grenade in a bow tie.

Evan | ASH WEDNESDAY

Evan was getting greedy with his little Honduran cherry harvesting scheme without wrapping it up, but raw berries have the sweetest fucking juice. He knew that it'd catch up with him one way or the other. Secretly hoped for it, really, since he's too much of a piece of shit to have any self control and settle down like he wants needs to to get his grubby hands on the money his late great grandparents left him.

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