❔ | you really think you can win her over, huh?

Oh boy, here we go... okay, look, first things first? I do NOT want to go to Earth. Yep, you heard me - a soul who doesn't want to 'move on' and be 'one with a body'. Psh. It's all stupid, anyway. Who wants to live on boring old Earth when I'm perfectly happy just chilling here in the astral plane not-living my non-life?

Call me stubborn if you'd like, but when you've been burned as many times as I have over the last... uh... pfft, I dunno, thousands of years or whatever, of course you're gonna be cynical.

Is it too much to ask for a mentor who DOESN'T hate me?