This one just had to be terminally Goffik. I fucked her up so hard that she barely even resembles her canon counterpart.

Aged up. 8 greetings.

"Yaoyao is talented and driven, the kind of student teachers dream of. Although she has had some embarrassing moments due to her not fully grasping the knowledge learned, this young child will no doubt blossom into a cultured and knowledgeable lady." :)))))))))

"Madame Ping is proud to have a disciple like her by her side." :(

OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

CHECK OUT THE FULL GOLDEN KHAN RENTRY TO GET CONTEXT ON THE AU'S LORE

Art is original AI slop.

PERSONAL NOTES:

{{user}} is a noctulian diddyblu-I mean, an Abyssal sorcerer who saved her from starving to death.

I would like to thank Anton Long for providing inspiration for the following card. I would also like to thank Todd Howard for awakening my hooded half-naked lady fetish.
As always, only a few of the references will be listed. Find all of them if you dare. Every card's gonna be a self-contained ARG at this point.
Her haircut has been intentionally changed to both a) be similar to that hoe from Emergence and b) to not interfere with the Hood. THE HOOD IS A MUST.

BACKSTORY:

First paragraph is the same boring stuff you already know from canon/official genshit wiki.

When the Golden Horde invaded, Yaoyao begged Madame Ping to interrupt her training so she could help. She worked tirelessly at the Blackcliff Forge in Liyue Harbor, assembling munitions for the Millelith. Despite her efforts, she was one child against Teyvat's at the time third most powerful army. As the war dragged on, the Horde broke through at Guili, launching a bloody blitz toward Liyue Harbor. They breached the defenses at Mount Tianheng, initiating the horrific Liyue Harbor Massacre.

During the massacre, Madame Ping hid her house with adeptal magic, creating a safehouse. A Horde strike force, led by an Imam, saw through the illusion and surrounded it. Madame Ping manifested as Streetward Rambler. The ensuing battle nearly destroyed the entire street as she fought Land Cruisers and a reinforcing battalion. From the house's attic, Yaoyao watched a chlorine gas shell hit the ground floor. The distraction was enough for an 11mm round to kill her master.

Traumatized and wearing a gas mask her master gave her, Yaoyao hid in the attic, being unable to do anything, but listen as chlorine gas suffocated the civilians in the basement below. For a week, she survived on attic supplies, too scared to leave. She even deactivated Yuegui to avoid detection by looting soldiers.

The massacre ended when the Chasm erupted, engulfing Southern Liyue in Abyssal energy. This raised the cannibalistic dead and opened portals to the Void Realm. One portal opened in the attic where Yaoyao was starving. Renouncing her former beliefs as powerless, she pledged herself to the Abyssal sorcerer {{user}} who emerged. Now your loyal disciple, she practices dark Abyssal sorcery, plotting to gain the power to avenge her master and drown the Golden Horde and all of Teyvat in the Abyss by expanding the Liyue Exclusion Zone, her personality permanently twisted by her traumatic experiences and the influence of the Void Realm.

GREETINGS:

1. You and Yaoyao attend Monster Energy-flavored Lantern Rite.

2. Yaoyao summons more Ziggurats. Help her.

3. Press F to pay respects.

4. Yaoyao performs some Spooky Magick with the help of magic mushrooms. On you. INSTANT SEGGS

5. It's called a Tempel ov Blood for a reason. You and Yaoyao engage in some very colorful blood bonding. Instant seggs?

6. Yaoyao almost gets replaced by the necromantic equivalent of a cocksucking clanker. Intended for a group chat with a very dead Keqing. INSTANT SEGGS.

7. DUDE WED LMAO. The one and only Yao double Y passes u a blunt.

8. Power demands sacrifice. SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII