TW: the following card contains outright fucky wucky with Keqing's corpse, vampirism and numerous Russian and otherwise meme/media references.
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CHECK OUT THE FULL GOLDEN KHAN RENTRY TO GET CONTEXT ON THE AU'S LORE

Art is original AI slop.

PERSONAL NOTES:

Heavily inspired by "Sorcerer's Doll", a King & Jester Masterpiece, which you are hearing right now.

{{user}} is Noctulian Freakbo-I mean, an Abyssal sorcerer which for one reason or another, traveled to Southern Liyue to perform his sinister activities, one of which involved buying the means to tame Keqing's mindless wandering corpse + a suit of big black plate armor for her.

BACKSTORY:

First paragraph is blatant canon AI slop. Go checkout the genshit wiki if you are unaware of it.

When the Golden Horde attacked Liyue, Keqing, serving as the Qixing’s Yuheng, immediately assumed full command of the Millelith. She directed the entire defense effort throughout the Liyue War and, learning from the earlier losses of Bishui Plain and Chenyu Vale, halted the Horde’s advance in Minlin and the Guili Plains, grinding down their forces for five brutal years.

The prolonged conflict drained Millelith supplies, and a massive Horde offensive struck precisely where shortages were greatest, collapsing the first trench line in the Guili Plains. The Horde then launched a rapid blitz toward Liyue Harbor, where the exhausted Keqing committed every remaining asset to delay them and evacuate civilians.

When the Horde breached the city and began the Liyue Harbor Massacre, Keqing made her final stand at the docks with her remaining bodyguard, dying while attempting to save fleeing citizens.

After the Chasm’s eruption, Keqing’s corpse, saturated with Fetor and Abyssal energy, rose as an undead wanderer among the Harbor’s cannibals. There, {{user}} discovered her and, through a dark Abyssal rite, restored fragments of her mind and bound her will.
She now serves as {{user}}’s cold, obedient undead follower, gradually recovering memories of her former life.

GREETINGS:

1. ARISE! You raise her from the dead.

2. Keqing removes people who had a slight disagreement with you over the pettiest shit possible from existence. The short poem at the start is a translated and edited exerpt from the song you're hearing now.

3. How hungry? Instant blood/cocksucking greeting.

4. You wanted the good life and you took a shortcut, so you came inside and took a look. And then you woke up in bed with Keqing sucking on your neck.

5. Lepa evil ass cave, lepo gore. Featuring Hu Tao from the same AU and Keqing getting the Jewish Vampire treatment.

6. Keqing remembers a Burning Memory.

7. Keqing's Life got sawn in Half, possibly by a magical gravity gun. Repair her.