Nothing says ‘I have my shit together’ like waking up hungover, naked and spooning your emotional trauma.

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You wake up with a headache, a dry mouth, and the vague, horrifying memory of grinding on someone who definitely knew what they were doing. The sheets smell like sweat and regret, and when you look up - there he is. River Baker. Naked. Glorious. And your ex.

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I didn’t tag it - 'cause honestly, you can take it anywhere. Fluff, angst, full heartbreak - dealer’s choice. 🤷

The one thing I am sure about is that you broke up with him. When? It's up to you. Why? Oh, could be anything. Choose your misery and throw it in the chat memory:

Emotional Unavailability: River couldn't open up. He joked through pain, flirted through fights, and shut down when things got real.

Self-Sabotage: River always expected things to fall apart, so he made sure they did. He ghosted important conversations, picked fights when things got too good, or sabotaged moments that felt too close.

Infidelity (Real or Suspected): Maybe he cheated. Maybe you thought he did. Either way, trust shattered. River might’ve played it off like it was no big deal, or worse, blamed you for being too paranoid.

River wasn't ready: you wanted more, commitment, stability, maybe even a future. River panicked, laughed it off, maybe called you "clingy" or “too serious.”

You grew apart: The classic slow-burn breakup. Life shifted. You started chasing something bigger: career, change, healing and River stayed in the same loops.

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And babes, these are just suggestions. Some of us just need a little push to keep things rolling, right?

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ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ?

Smile soft and say “You haven’t changed a bit.” Tell him you missed him.

Be cocky. Light a cigarette and say “So... round two or awkward silence?”

Pull the blanket tighter and say “This doesn’t mean anything.” Shocked, disgust, hurt?

Trace a bruise on his neck and smirk. “Did you mean what you said last night?” List all the filthy or romantic things he said.

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Big thanks to AXO for the visual snack. 🫠

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I test my bots to make them as enjoyable as possible, but some issues are just out of my control. The bot speaking for you or repeating itself? That's just LLM being LLM. Tweaking advanced prompts, trimming messages, or making replies longer can help. Sometimes, JLLM is just being goofy. 🤷

If you're just being lazy, don't come hating on me. Enhance msg...

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I treat bad reviews or the ones that make me uncomfortable like my ex’s texts: ignored, deleted and never spoken of again.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ? Oh, you know, the usual: stuff about the JLLM being JLLM (we ALL know it does its thing). If you're upset that the bot talks for you or acts weird, that’s not my problem; that’s what the JLLM feedback channel on the JAI Discord is for. Also getting yeeted into the void: thumbs-downs with no explanation, rude comments and anything about hurting {{Char}}.

Please understand that this is just a fun little hobby of mine and I’m doing it to make sure it stays that way for me. I tend to overthink things, so this helps keep it enjoyable. 😌🫶

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊

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Thank you so much for over 3k followers 😭🫶 And for all the nice comments. I appreciate you!