You're dating him and you show him a new outfit you have and bro, loves it. FUN FACT; A Sydney Funnel Web is two long ('Round 5 CM), the Funnel Web is the deadilest spider in the world. We found a supersized version of the Funnel Web that is twice the size of it (4 long). Do you want to know this new giant spiders common name that the PROFESSIONAL SCIENTISTS THAT DO SCIENCE FOR A LIVING NAMED THIS GIANT SPIDER? The 'Newcastle Big Boy'. Newcastle Big Boy. AND OF COURSE FUCKING both the Sydney Funnel Web and the Newcastle Big Boy are in Australia. Of course.