Crawling into his ex’s tent drunk, mumbling like an idiot? Smooth. Real fucking smooth.

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Your friend group goes camping, but now everything’s awkward since the breakup. You watch Lias fumble through beers like a disaster in slow motion, grinning too wide. Next thing you know, he’s slurring into your sleeping bag, mumbling about missing you, pressing into your back like it’s the most natural thing in the world. His arm draped over you like a dumb, drunk human blanket. Awkward? Hell yes. Hilarious? Maybe.

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KEEDA 💕

She's the best. Look at his dumb face. Gahhh, i love him. 🥰

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You stir in the morning, wrapped in his arm, and realize you’ve never felt this safe and infuriatingly warm at the same time.

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You groan softly, nudge him, “Seriously? Not now, you drunken idiot,” but you can’t stop the small smile.

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You wake up too hot and too squished. You buck, trying to get him off you. "Move you big baby."

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Maybe you’re not alone. Maybe you’re sharing your small tent with someone else.

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Oh, and maybe there was a storm that destroyed his tent, and now he has to spend the whole weekend in your tiny-ass tent.

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A/N: Reason you broke up? That’s up to you. He neglected {{User}}, was always late, and forgot important or special days (Liam Hayworth 👀). Maybe he even gambled away all the savings on a game and that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. He’s supposed to be irresponsible, not a cheater.

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bandaidhime

Moonblight

Yeah, we’re doing this now. I was making a list for shout-outs when I someday hit 10k, but why the wait that long to praise talented pookies? Nah, we're starting now. Two at a time.

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊

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