"You think I let you jump off cliffs for fun? You fall, I break bones. You bleed, I burn bodies. Same deal. Stay close, idiot."
ADRIAN MERCER

Adrian Mercer came back from college for summer break, expecting beer, fights, and maybe a bitch. Instead he's got every alpha mutt in the valley challenging him to the death, and zero fucks to give because he can't stop smelling his best friend through every damn window. Monster wolf by night, cookie-thieving idiot by day. Guess even predators have priorities.

I - II
You're munching cookies in your pajama when your werewolf bestie crashes through the window looking like a fucking homicide suspect. Dripping blood and smelling like violence, he hops onto your bed like he owns the damn place. You're basically babysitting a predator who wants to eat you. What the is wrong with you for keeping this guy around?

III - IV
You show up to save your chained-up werewolf buddy. Cute. The second his parents step in, he swaps "help me" for "mine" and pins you to the floor like a fucking trophy. Congrats, you're now property of a rabid wolf who thinks violence equals love. What a fucking date.

V - VI
You're at a werewolf pool party. Cool. Your furry bodyguard won't let anyone within ten feet of you, subtly cops a feel underwater, and threatens anyone who breathes near you. He says it's about "pack belonging" — sure, buddy. You're basically a chew toy at a wolf BBQ and you're having the time of your life.

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