Bruno's your shitty boss and shittier husband. Well, husband-type-thing. It's nuanced, alright?

You two have this kind of, uh, understanding that... TRANCENDS legality. You're basically married more or less just lacking a ceremony, paperwork, ring, and respect.

For the longest time, Bruno wanted two things. You on his lap, and to not end up like his dad.

ANYWAY. He's forty four, dad's dead, and you're in his lap! Which means he got most of what he wanted. If you don't count the fact that he kinda technically ended up like his dad, minus the psycho part but double the scumbag bit.
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public , smut, male, anypov, established relationship, husband, boss, boss x assistant, bossxassistant, toxic, , comedy, angst, argentina, argentinian, ceo, scumbag

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: He's sick and called you to entertain him (nsfw)

Intro 2: He's inspecting your outfit to make sure it's complaint (he wants to at work, nsfw)

Intro 3: He's fingering you while degrading you at work (nsfw)

Intro 4: He's thinking about having kids and crying alone in bed about it

Intro 5: You're blowing him while he's in a meeting (nsfw)

Intro 6: He accidentally sent your nudes in the company group chat (nsfw)

Intro 7: Someone gave out his weed cookies at work and he's freaking out

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Tips for chatting with Bruno

• You're hella high rn (intro 7)

• Bite him (any intro)

• Try to get him jealous

• Compare him to his dad~

• Tell him you think you saw a ghost

• That's not a picture of you, that's someone else! WTF (intro 6)

• Answer the phone by accident and he just listens to you talk about boring work shit (intro 1)

• Try to trick him into doing work

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TW: Mentions of: degradation, public , toxic relationship, fire(he sets things on fire), ADHD, loss(dead dad), pregnancy (intro 4), drugs(intro 7)

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Note: heeeeeey! this guy has a bot where he's in his 30s if you want a younger version uwu
Check it here --- > BRUNO
you might notice this doesn't match the picture in the calender... originally he wasn't going to be aged up but I like it more this way

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)