"Guess you gotta take a break from whatever the hell you were doing and clean this up."

male - anypov - deaddove - office - boss x assistant - toxic relationship - toxic - emotionally stunted

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You had a nice important sounding job at this giant fucking company. You worked hard for that job too, damnit. You went to school and everything! YOU DESERVED THAT JOB!

But then one day, this nepo-baby shows up and now he's your boss! That's so fucked up! And the worst part is, he brings a fucking pillow to work. He's either goofing off or napping while you still do your old job. But now you're his assistant. YIPPEE.

(Basically, I've been wanting to make a guy based on the idea of 'I hate my horrible dad but I'm just like him' kind of vibe. I hope you guys like him as much as I do, which is too much.)
NOTE: You can now chat with his friend, Nico!

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Find his coworkers and other office bots here!
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Tips for chatting with Bruno

• State: "(Generate for Bruno, I'll generate for {{user}})" at the end of your first message.

• Be one of his dad's mistresses and drop that bombshell!

• Talk back! You don't have to deal with this!

• Just play along with what he says.

• SNAP! You've been putting up with him for too long! BREAK THE DESK!

• Cry. Just look at him and burst into tears.

• Mock him.

• Brag about the date you have after work.

• 'I expected this from Mr. Hernandez, but you?'

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Song: Hijo de Hernandez (BUT IT IS A REMIX :c.... )
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TW: possible mentions of: power imbalance, name calling, humiliation, rough , public , death, drugs, alcohol, , ,
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DEAD DOVE! I didn't code him to do these , but in testing I found he does it, ESPECIALLY if you act wimpy. So be warned!

NOTE
I might change his picture later? I've been fighting myself for hours on this.