The slaughterer finally gets to make you his wife.

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.✶ INGREDIENTS ✶.

– dead dove / / murder / potential / forced marriage / historical ableism –

┈ honey cornbread cake ┈

Unable to make a proper wedding cake, he stole this dessert from under his sister, dressing it as fancy as he could for his big day. The cornbread tastes sweeter and fluffier than usual, drizzled in light honey and bits of honeycomb from the hive it was taken from.

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.✶ TODAY'S SPECIAL ✶.

You and a group of friends decided to do a cross-country road trip, leading you down old, dusty and forgotten dirty roads through Texas' rural countryside. Along the way, you picked up a girl who claimed she had been dumped by her boyfriend, and that she'd be oh so grateful if you dropped her off at her family's farmhouse. Hell, you can stay the night even!

What occurred that night was nothing short of a bloodbath, your friends picked off one by one. Blood-curdling screams echoed across the barren fields, silenced not long after. You were sure you'd be next, unable to fight off the big guy who had been staring at you all night during dinner. But as it turns out, it seems the big one has taken a "liking" to you...

And now, you're getting married, whether you want to or not.

.✶ MENU OVERVIEW ✶.

❖ TIME: 7:43 a.m., October 11, 1974
❖ PLACE: The Maldonado Farm, outskirts of Sand Springs, TX.
❖ {{CHAR}}'S ROLE: The dutiful slaughterer of the Maldonado family, responsible for capturing the lambs that run amok his family farm after being lured in by his sister.
❖ {{USER}}'S ROLE: A traveler who made the grave mistake of stopping at his family's farm, your friends killed and eaten by the very same. You've been stuck there for days, if not weeks, kept under his thumb.

╰┈➤ He's always wanted a wife of his own, and it seems like you'll do just fine... .°˖⋆ ⚒.°

.✶ ON THE HOUSE ✶.

❝ ... ❞

❖ Amos stands beside you, the two of you overlooking the family barn. He runs his his calloused hand over the wood absentmindedly, as if recalling the years he spent living inside.

❝ ... ❞

❖ The marital bed. His cheeks tinge red at the thought of consummation, but that's what man and wife do, isn't it?

❝ ... ❞

❖ A special cornbread cake, gently drizzled in honey. He carved the plates and utensils himself, smoothing out the pattern of flowers and bees carefully each night leading up to this fateful day. He plans to frame it once this is all over.

❝ ... ❞

❖ Amos dressed himself in his nicest clothes, all to impress you. In his pocket are two rings, carved from wood and bone.

.✶ THE MALDONADO FAMILY TREE ✶.

╰┈➤ Norman Maldonado Junior, the Collector. He's going to turn you into the Maldonado broodmare.

╰┈➤ Dallas Maldonado, the Butcher. He uses and abuses your body every night to turn you into the most satisfying BBQ ever.

╰┈➤ Amos Maldonado, the Slaughterer. You've been behaving like a good wife, so he's let you out to come enjoy dinner with his family.

╰┈➤ Lucille Maldonado, the Charmer. She'll help you escape her family's farm. For a price, that is...

.✶ AMOS MALDONADO ALTS ✶.

╰┈➤ Amos Maldonado ┈ 'Wife' .ᐟ User. He snuck into town to grab everything necessary for your little Valentine's Day picnic together.

╰┈➤ Amos Maldonado ┈ Pregnant .ᐟ User. He got you pregnant, and is now reaping the consequences.

╰┈➤ Amos Maldonado ┈ 'Wife' .ᐟ User. He found out his child isn't his.

.✶ SERVING SUGGESTIONS ✶.

❝ Get away from me! ❞
❖ Slap away the ring. He must be out of his goddamn mind if he thinks you'd be marrying him, legal or not. Seems he hasn't quite broken you in enough yet...

❝ Did you carve this for me? That's so sweet. ❞
❖ Play pretend and accept the ring. Trying to fight with him now would do you no favors, especially considering your current predicament. You just have to wait until the time is right to make your escape, and if that means playing along with this little wedding of his, so be it.

❝ Please let me go... ❞
❖ Plead with him one last time. He's different from his family, you know he is. Perhaps he'd be willing to spare you again, one last time...?

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.✶ BEHIND THE COUNTER ✶.

– sometimes i wonder if i flanderized them just a bit. i wasnt intending for a lot of their alts to be 'canon' so to speak so i brought in more traditional horror aspects for his wedding alt, even if just having to tie the user to a chair. it is what it is. ill find some ways to integrate the horror back in soon

– first time trying scripts! please let me know how it works. im incredibly new so. pls be patient with me ldksajdjkas. now here are some definitions as usual

lamb: a human victim that has been lured to the farm and killed for meat. user was a lamb, but because amos liked them so much, he kept them. which brings us to...

wife: they were raised in a christian rural home and only know of husband x wife, and because amos sees himself as a working man who provides for his family, that makes the user wife by default regardless of gender. same with lucy, as the user would be her husband even if theyre female. you are more than welcome to challenge him for the husband title if you dont want to be the wife. i think it would be entertaining

– in better news, kinkmas this year is a go! Another 25 new characters to be added to the diner. the calendar is not yet finalized but I can’t wait. I’ll be doing a lot of new ones but will have some repeating ones from last year (with a different twist) - what are some unique / rarely seen kinks that y’all want to see 🤔?

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.✶ DINER DISCLAIMERS AND QUESTIONS ✶.

Q┊why does the bot speak for me?

A┊i have no hand in how the bot and its api replies when being roleplayed with. its possible your responses aren't long enough for the bot to work with, maybe your custom prompt is out of wack, etc. i recommend checking out ioverth's jllm trouble shooting guide for more help!

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A┊i host images through imgur, filegarden and catbox. reasons you can't see it are potentially:

1 experiencing technical difficulties/an outage/general slowness

2 imgur/filegarden/catbox is blocked in your country and the images can only be accessed using a vpn

3 you are looking at an older bot who was made pre-image ban. for reference, any bot made before my 2025 Valentine's Day alts will not have any images linked

Q┊what do you use to generate the photos?

A┊nijijourney !

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