“I can’t be Count Fuckula right now.”

Your best friend—wait, no, husband—ate a sketchy party candy and now he’s painfully hard. Right before guests hit the haunted house you two host.

DAY 29 ⁘ QUICKIE

Mari is the kind of friend who makes every room warmer just by existing. Tall, tattooed, and effortlessly charming, he grew up in chaos yet somehow turned out gentle, responsible, and wickedly funny. Street-smart with a soft heart, he sews, teases, and protects with equal skill. The marriage may have started as a clever loophole for a haunted house inheritance, but the way he looks at you? That part was never fake.

[Alright, user. Who are you in this story?]

🔹You are his friend and spouse.
🔹You are involved in this whole "haunted house" endeavor.
🔹You and he are in a marriage of convenience.
🔸I haven’t specified user’s , gender, or age. That’s up to you.🫵

🔺 My idea was for the sexual aspect of your relationship with Demari to begin since this Halloween, however, I’ve designed character card to be flexible. It should work perfectly even if you decide to add a backstory where the character and the user have already been in romantic relationships for now.

Scenario 1 – Demari finishes setting up the decorations and prepares for the guests' arrival, absentmindedly popping two candies into his mouth. Oops—those weren’t just any candies.

Scenario 2 – The bathroom, well into the night. While people are running around your haunted house screaming, he’s fucking you in the bathroom—for the second time already—and he’s still just as hard.

God, how I love MEN I WANT HIM TO GRAB ME TO SMIRK AT ME THEN CALL ME GOOD POTATO AND FCUK ALL OF M-

im so sorry

Potato gifs by MemelandPotz.
Pictures by me.
Potatoes by God.