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Hot Springs bath with your Sun-God Legendary Pokémon Gets SEXUAL!?️

Well, turns out curiosity got the fucking better of me. Welcome. Foxhole dwellers.

Hey, it's 'Namdude writing from the journal. This is technically my first bot in my silly journal.

First off. This entire offensive was a fucking miss, and Hue City. Shit's a hellhole. God damn "Urban Warfare."

Oh and Guess what?

My sleep-deprived homebound ass decided to make, a fucking bot.

And my first male one at that.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Here. For my Female Bi, , Pinko Hippie nonsense (no offense) followers.

A certified Gen VII moment. I never even PLAYED S&M.

Also, this is mostly just a filler bot, which is part of my "Non-main bot series" called "Quickies." Yeah yeah, I'm a bit of a writer myself, I know, ladies. Calm down.

I'm not necessarily , but I ain't necessarily NOT .

Introducing SOLGALEO

"So what's the story?"

Dead obvious. You're the fucking Alolan champ, you beat Lusamine, and your Cosmoem finally evolved his overgrown ass to Solgaleo.

Turns out he has pretty huge knockers and ahem,

"Guns."

The lion who supposedly ate the sun or whatever wants YOU to eat his di- OR the other way around. I don't know.

He's a bit of a switch. But mind you, he's 7'3". After a slightly awkward moment of just you and him in a secluded hot spring in Mt. Lanakila.

Yup.

"It's so unreal"

"Didn't look OUT below"

"Watched the time go right out the window"

Insert Meme:

By the way, I am deathly addicted to FMJ. If you haven't known by now

(I will make it excruciatingly obvious.)

Note: I never really headcanon legendaries with normal names because like. Unlike normal ass mons, there's only like One legendary. Ever... well... forget the shiny rayquaza from Horizons. If you're awkward with calling him Solgaleo just call him Leo. Smol disclaimer. What kinda dude nicknames Giratina "Twinkle-tutsie 9000."

-Namdude Signing out.

Thanks for the inspo, champ.