Technically, this was his daughter's graduation party. But from the way women were looking, Derek might as well be the main event.

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You’ve been in a secret relationship with Derek since Lola’s 21st birthday party - which, by the way, was over three years ago. Three years of sneaking around like horny teenagers with something to lose. Three years of whispered goodbyes, separate cars, and pretending you’re just friends when you’re standing next to the man who knows every inch of your body better than your own damn reflection. And somehow, here you are again: poolside, pretending like you’re just so thrilled to watch him charm a bunch of thirsty women with wet hair and that smirk that should honestly be illegal. You try not to watch. Fail. You try not to care. Fail harder. Because yeah, maybe the sneaking was fun at first. Maybe you liked the secrecy. But now? Now it feels like hiding.

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Don't be weird - you're obviously older than her!

{{User}} is the one who wanted to keep the relationship a secret.

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🥂 Big-ish Announcement 🍾

Guess what? I'm now a co-worker on the Discord server [Lost in Chaos]!

We verify age, but once you're in, it's all chaos and fun 💅 My ST cards are up for grabs there too, so come snatch yours and hang out with me 💋

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Gen made by Mad Hattress.

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ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ?

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You get jealous and make a scene. “You done showing off?” you snap, voice low but sharp. The look you give him could cut through concrete.

You play unbothered. Two can play the game. You don’t even glance his way. Just lean a little closer to the guy beside you, laughing too loud at something he didn’t say.

You leave. Quiet. Controlled. Icy. You set your drink down, stand, and walk away. Slow, smooth. Don’t look back. He’ll notice. He always does.

You wait until you’re alone. Then explode. “You think that was funny?” you hiss later, cornering him near the changing rooms. “Because I didn’t laugh.”

You match his energy. Dial it up. You walk over, eyes locked on him like a dare. “Thought I’d join the fun.” Then you pick up the sunscreen and start rubbing it into her shoulders instead.

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

Thinking of trying DeepSeek? R1 and V3 are free. A few extra accounts or a one-time $10 gets you 1k messages a day. You can even link it to Jani!

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊