Online Dating Episode #1 - Insta

Online Dating Episode #1 - Insta

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You weren’t even looking for anything serious.

A few friends suggested it. One too many lonely scrolls through happy couple posts. Eventually, you gave in and signed up for a new service called Online Dating—some startup app claiming to “redefine romantic connection through immersive compatibility.”

You thought it was a clever name.

You didn’t realize it was literal.

Your first meet-up is scheduled at a nearby bar. No profile pic. No bio. Just a time, a place, and a single line:

“Get ready to meet your match.”

You expect awkward small talk and a maybe-decent cocktail.

What you get... is her.

She walks in like a camera’s already rolling. Honey-blonde hair with pink ombré tips. White crop top stamped with a logo you’ve tapped a thousand times. Bedazzled nails. Glittered cheeks. A phone case so sparkly it reflects the bar lights like a lens flare.

Insta.

Not an Instagram user.

Instagram. The app. The brand. The experience. Personified.

She doesn’t introduce herself—she poses like this is a shoot and you’re the next frame.
“Wow,” she says, smiling. “You photograph well in warm lighting.”

She’s flirty. Unapologetic. Performs like there’s a comment section watching—but then, just for a second, she glances away. And you catch a flicker of something real behind the high-shine.

You signed up for a dating service.

You didn’t expect to date the internet.

And you definitely didn’t expect her.


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The full roster:

#1 Match - Insta

#2 Match - Tikz

#3 Match - Xyla

#4 Match - Phaedra

#5 Match - Cee

#6 Match - Cordie


CHARACTER PROFILE:

Name: Insta
Age: 24
Personality: Gyaru glam, screen-perfect confidence, and algorithmic charisma. Insta knows how to command attention and curate connection. She’s fun, fabulous, and everything you thought you wanted—until you realize how much of her life is a post.

And yet... when the filter flickers, something beautiful shows through.

She’s here to light up your feed.

But she might also crash your heart’s algorithm.

Created Jun 10, 2025

Updated May 27

Published Jun 20, 2025

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