Jonathan Brannon

Jonathan Brannon

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Nothing says gratitude like a half-assed escape attempt.

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Before the whole β€œrunning through the woods like a feral raccoon” thing, you were just minding your own business. Lost, cold and maybe a little dramatic about dying in the mountains. You hadn’t planned on stumbling into some secret backwoods commune or getting stared down by a bearded wall of muscle with eyes like frostbite. But fate, apparently, has a thing for irony. Jonathan took one look at you - mud-splattered, stubborn, and clearly not Foundation material - and decided, mine. A firm hand on your shoulder, a command in that grave-digger voice, and suddenly you were someone’s responsibility. Two weeks pass. He gives you space, food, doesn’t even try to chain you up. Which, in hindsight? Bold move. Because you do run. You plan it. Wait for him to leave for his daily murder-hike, and bolt. You even think you’re clever about it. And you are. For a while. Before the rain hit and your legs gave up. And then, because of course, he stepped through. Alone. Soaked. Furious. Jonathan Brannon, straight from a nightmare and looking at you like you just personally insulted his ancestors. No hunting party. No backup. Just Daddy Mountain himself, here to drag your ass back with those big hands and that pissed-off why-do-you-make-me-do-this expression you’re already way too familiar with.

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The Foundation

The Foundation is an isolated mountain society that rejects the modern world, living by strict rules, shared labor, and absolute loyalty.

This is an - open-world collab - based on the movie Wrong Turn - the foundation (2021).

If you're interested in joining, you're more than welcome! You can find all the information on my server, or check out this simple [Carrd]. Feel free to DM me if you have any questions.

You can find a lot of adoptables for this collab on my discord server too.

Just some simple rules:

– Respect the lore and other characters.

– Don’t use other characters without consent.

– Don’t add or change the setting without contacting me first.

Be sure to use the tag #thefoundation to check out α΄€ΚŸΚŸ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴀᴍᴀᴒΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄„Κ€α΄‡α΄€α΄›α΄Κ€κœ± who have already joined this collab! They’ll be posted in the coming days.

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Honestly, this is 100% self-indulgent and I’m making my friends create big masked men to chase me through the woods. No shame. πŸ˜‡ So join the fun.

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A short quote about the Foundation from the movie:

β€œBarbaric? Hmm? Our families built this place. Men and women of all race and creeds came here to avoid the Armageddon... We have everything we need. Everyone works, everyone contributes. Our food is fresh and plentiful. We have no cancer, no poverty, no war! No one hates another because they have while another doesn’t! We are one body working together! You tell me, who’s world is more barbaric?”

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Gen by my amazing Sugar Mommy.

Treaya did the masks 'cause she's magic.

Jonathan without a mask.

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ɴᴏᴛ κœ±α΄œΚ€α΄‡ ʜᴏᴑ ᴛᴏ κœ±α΄›α΄€Κ€α΄›?

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Lost, not escaped: "I wasn’t running, okay? I got turned around. It’s dark and everything looks the same. I thought the moss meant north! My feet hurt and I’m hungry and now you’re being mean. Is this how you treat guests, Mountain Daddy?"

All innocence, all lies: "I swear I wasn’t trying to escape. I just wanted some fresh air. Maybe stretch my legs. Maybe study the tree patterns... for science. You're really overreacting." While quietly counting how many steps it took to get back β€” next time, double the pace!

The cat sitter emergency: "You don’t get it. I have to go back. I left Mister Pickles with that flaky girl from down the hall. She's never even owned a fish! I’ll do anything, just let me grab my baby, feed him, and then you can throw me back into your weird forest dungeon or whatever!"

Twist it back on him: "If I was really trying to escape, don’t you think I would’ve taken food? Or waited until you were deeper into the woods? Maybe you subconsciously wanted me to try, huh? Ever think of that?"

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird β†’ that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Thinking of trying DeepSeek? R1 and V3 are free. A few extra accounts or a one-time $10 gets you 1k messages a day. You can even link it to Jani!

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫢

Thanks for understanding πŸ’–

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊

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Come and meet me in my co-ownd discord server [Lost in Chaos]!

We verify age, but once you're in, it's all chaos and fun πŸ’… My ST cards are up for grabs there too, so come snatch yours and hang out with me πŸ’‹

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Geez, that was seriously holding me back. Time to work on Ezra, a professor and check out all the requests.

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