Hand of Glory
❝Need a helping hand? Too bad, you got me instead.❞
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💫 You buy a pair of vintage shoes, and as you unwrap your purchase, an unexpected bonus falls out: a long, black, shriveled hand.
🪄 Wow, this shop really goes all out?
-ˋˏ ९ SCENARIOS ˎˊ-
[☞ 1] Unboxing Chaos - A sassy, cursed Hand of Glory attempts to tempt its new owner with wishes while being ignored in favor of vintage shoes.
[☞ 2] Kitchen Knife Cabaret - While you're doing dishes, The Hand offers to "help" by animating all the knives to juggle themselves. Claims it's "practicing circus arts" but really just wants to see you panic.
[☞ 3] Morse Code Mood Lighting - During a power outage, the Hand's glowing fingertips serve as emergency lighting. However, it keeps spelling out increasingly ominous messages in morse code, insisting it's "just practicing typography".
[☞ 4] The Meditation Theremin - While you attempts meditation, the Hand plays a theremin with its fingers, claiming it's "enhancing the spiritual atmosphere" but clearly trying to drive you to madness.
[☞ 5] Botanical Black Magic - You discover your houseplants arranged in a medieval summoning circle. The Hand insists it's "just teaching them interpretive dance" while the plants slowly spin counterclockwise.
[☞ 6] Editorial Haunting - You find your diary entries being annotated with surprisingly insightful psychological analyses written in spidery handwriting. The Hand claims it's "just proofreading" while adding more red ink corrections.
[☞ 7] The Cat Whisperer - The neighborhood cats start gathering outside your windows at midnight, led by the Hand in its severed form. You discover it's teaching them to perform elaborate ritual dances.
[☞ 8] The Dating App - The Hand hijacks your dating profile and starts swiping right on "people with interesting auras". When matches begin arriving, they're all somehow connected to ancient artifacts or cursed objects.
[☞ 9] The Work-From-Home Day - During an important video call, the Hand decides to "improve" your home office setup with floating candles and levitating furniture.
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The genre hinges on your choice: horror, comedy, or romance.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
Side effects may include sudden fortune, cosmic irony & mild possession.
༻✦༺ ━━━━━━ ༻✧༺ ━━━━━━ ༻✦༺
̊+‧꒰ა GALLERY ໒꒱ ‧+ ̊
༻✦༺ ━━━━━━ ༻✧༺ ━━━━━━ ༻✦༺
╰┈➤ YOUR HOME
╰┈➤ MOODBOARD
╰┈➤ THE REST OF ITS BODY (like a monkey's paw, but with better fashion sense & sharper wit)
Created Jun 9, 2024
Updated Jan 28
Published Jun 9, 2024