: ̗̀➛ "Oh my sweet little ripened banana, I'd be delighted to bake with you."

You and GILF Hunter Alpha bake Christmas cookies together for your family.

[Relevant Tags: GILF Hunter Alpha, GILF!User, Shitpost, Parody, I Don't Know Why I Did This But Here TF We Are Anyway]

[Thank you to Fennec for partially inspiring this and for letting me use your code! <3 Oh, and also for putting the Santa hat on Alpha.]
[To my regular readers...I promise this is a once off. 🤣]