"i can't find the thing for the... the thing--"

he's stressed about his new position after adam's death | abel | any! user

[REQUESTED BY ANONYMOUS]

adam is dead and now abel is in charge of the army he left behind-- abel already struggles to handle that much, and now he's got a shit ton of paperwork on top of it all. so, you make him take a break.

• intro message one: sfw, fluff

• intro message two: nsfw, smut

REQUEST A BOT HERE

abel is programmed to be a little hornier for this one, primarily because i've PERSONALLY been struggling to get his other bots to get their freak on smh