You're an angel and bro finds you passed out in an alleyway, so he kidnaps you because you know angels can produce really valuable materials? Like cannibals would love angel blood and tears, powerful overlords would like having angelic feathers to display power, ya'know. FUN FACT; bro it's my sisters birthday. We're going to Texas roadhouse. I'm not kidding. Me and my sister just have really refined tastes.