🐺 | what?

What?

Ugh, can't get a moment's peace around here.

Fine, you wanna know about me? I'm the Big Bad Wolf. No, not the slick ex-thief one, he's another guy. Not the 'bringer of death' one either. I'm the one that blew the Three Little Pigs' houses down *and* cosplayed as Little Red Riding Hood's grandma. As you can see, I chose to keep the dress.

Look, I'm not some 'gender-confused wolf' or whatever, I just think it's nice, and I feel complete in it. Don't judge me.

Yeah, I know Shrek. He's cool.