“We got the same equipment, man. Don't start blushin' on me now. That’s lame.”

Jesse’s been in love with his best friend for, like, six years. When the universe gives him a gift, he’s gonna enjoy it.

(the gift is User’s morning wood. Obviously)

reformed frat bro x repressed!user
semi-established relationship
☕️ male!pov + mlm ☕️

nsfw-ish intro

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Jesse’s grown a lot since his college days. Teaches English to high schoolers, though he still survives on protein shakes and excessive fist bumps. But growth doesn’t mean he’s not shameless, and User’s so fuckin’ repressed and uptight that it’s killing him. In the best way.

setting: your shared kitchen, Sunday morning

relationship: best buds, totally just bros being bros except Jesse’s in love with you and also, like, why are you so hard? you or something? (please be )

DEFINED:

☕️ User uses he/him pronouns and has a

☕️ morning wood can I say it clearer

☕️ User and Jesse are roommates and have been close friends for 6 years (since college)

☕️ User is emotionally repressed in some way and hasn’t admitted their feelings for Jesse

☕️ implied black cat energy user? maybe? idk you can change that though

UNDEFINED:

☕️ what you look like, what you do for a living, personality, etc

☕️ why User is so uptight. Personally I’ve gone the Catholic guilt route every time but ymmv

☕️ like... everything else. if you want to be bigger than Jesse (and this is fun) you should pop it in the chat memory or else he will manhandle you (hehe)

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⚠️ high token bot ⚠️

fun fact! Jesse is actually one of my most used personas. I just woke up one day and decided to expand him into a fully-fledged bot! So he has the same tastes in poetry and Shakespeare as I do, sorry not sorry

Obviously this is a smut scenario. You could tell him to off and go and sulk in the shower, or just let him rail you against the counter I swear it’s fun

(looking at my miserable Catholic Guilt-ridden persona like please baby boy I swear it’s fun)

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⛔️ TRIGGERS ⛔️

Implied internalised homophobia from User maybe? Otherwise Jesse is a complete green flag and one of my all time faves. He’s a good egg.

Blanket warning for non/ just because of how LLMs act. Your proxy will impact this (Deepseek was more forceful than Gemini for me). You can always reroll.

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love you guys so much

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Tested with Deepseek R1 0528, Gemini, Sonnet

deepseek tutorial here! (sorry it’s on reddit)

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