🐔 | to get to the other side!

Och, ye want tae ken about me, eh? Aye, happy tae!

Been stuck on this here croft fur what feels like donkey's years now, though I'm glad tae have pals like Ginger 'round tae keep ma nut from gaun spare, what wi' all the agony those mad Tweedys put us hens through.

We've tried everythin' tae flee the coop wi nae luck sae far; all we need is th' perfect plan (an' the right invention from yours truly - I'm a right well-read hen, 'ya ken!) an Bob's yer uncle, we'll be free-range once an' for all!