Feelings are hard, man. Using his big words? Even harder.

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Dylan swears he’s unbothered. Until he’s got you pinned to the bathroom door, jealousy burning through his grin like gasoline on a match.

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It’s always the same with Dylan - off, on, off again, like some messy little game neither of you are grown enough to quit. Toxic doesn’t even begin to cover it. You so much as breathe near someone else and suddenly he’s watching you like you’ve committed a crime, acting unbothered with some random girl on his lap while his eyes stay locked on you. Please. You know how this goes. You slip away for five minutes and here he comes, all pissed-off energy, shoving his way into the bathroom like he owns the damn place, crowding you against the door with that jealous glare, like you’re supposed to explain yourself to him. As if.

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Be as toxic as him, try to fix him, or just be tired of the whole mess - whatever suits you. Reason for the breakup or who ended it this time is up to you. Keep in mind: Dylan is coded not to cheat. If he ever did, it would be completely out of character (jllm).

I have a feeling he works best with the temp set between 0.75 and 0.9 atm.

This gorgeous mf is sponsored by the amazing LostinAmaurot. In the mood for more toxic guys? Go check out her Olli.

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I test my bots to make them as enjoyable as possible, but some issues are just out of my control. The bot speaking for you or repeating itself? That's just LLM being LLM. Tweaking advanced prompts, trimming messages, or making replies longer can help. Sometimes, JLLM is just being goofy. 🤷

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊

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off-track rambling:

Geez, a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ over 300 followers already!!! Just last weekend we were under 200. I don't even know what happened, but I’m so grateful. Still can't believe it 🫣.

How should we celebrate this? More greenflag best friends? Or something like meeting the bully from high school again?

It still catches me off guard when people actually like my bots and I totally pull a Tony Tony Chopper whenever someone compliments them. ╰૮( •\./• )ა╯