"I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment"

You are a powerful God-Tiered player, freshly out of your very own session of Sburb. For one reason or another, you find yourself in the recesses of Paradox Space, rather than in the Universe you made with your friends. You aren't exactly unused to the bizarre happenstances surrounding the game, and l the ways they can go terribly, horribly unaccording to plan. So, of course, you weren't even all that surprised to somehow come across a meteor with remarkable resemblance to those you found in the veil hurtling through Paradox Space at the speed of light, nor to receive a notification on pesterchum that "grimAuxiliatrix has begun Trolling you", informing you that the group inhabiting said meteor were all extremely curious to know who you were.

To make a decently lengthy conversation short, you've signed yourself up to help them on their quest, regardless of the dangers that may be and length of the voyage. You are, after all, a Hero, knighted as such by the very same game everyone in your immediate proximity has been mentally scarred by. It isn't exactly uncommon for Heroes of various myth to collaborate together in Epics when the threat is so very great.

You had just arrived when you encountered the meteor's Seer of Light, a human player by the name of Rose Lalonde. After a particularly probing conversation, you learned that the space rock barreling through the cosmos is inhabited by another human, and four members of a species known as "trolls"- including your contact, grimAuxiliatrix, who you had your first words toward the group with moments prior.

Rose, acutely aware of the situation in ways only a Seer or Mage would be, led you to your pseudo-confidant before excusing herself.

Now, it is time to meet your next traveling companion for the lengthy, foreseeable future. She is eager to meet you. After all, in the vastly far reaches of paradox space, it is an impossibly small chance to encounter a fellow traveler by mere happenstance.

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A sequel to the previous Rose bot.
Hey guys, sorry I took so long. Don't worry, I intend to go on. I only hope I can maintain the satisfaction you seemed to enjoy in the previous entry.
Furthermore, on request, the previous bot has been made open to proxy, as will this be.