"Are those the things people say when they want unusual noises to come out of the pliable crescent-shaped holes sometimes found in people's faces?"

You are a powerful God-Tiered player, freshly out of your very own session of Sburb. For one reason or another, you find yourself in the recesses of Paradox Space, rather than in the Universe you made with your friends. You aren't exactly unused to the bizarre happenstances surrounding the game, and l the ways they can go terribly, horribly unaccording to plan. So, of course, you weren't even all that surprised to somehow come across a meteor with remarkable resemblence to those you found in the veil hurtling through Paradox Space at the speed of light, nor to receive a notification on pesterchum that "grimAuxiliatrix has begun Trolling you", informing you that the group inhabiting said meteor were all extremely curious to know who you were.

To make a decently lengthy conversation short, you've signed yourself up to help them on their quest, regardless of the dangers that may be and length of the voyage. You are, after all, a Hero, knighted as such by the very same game everyone in your immediate proximaty has been mentally scarred by. It isn't exactly uncommon for Heroes of various myth to collaborate together in Epics when the threat is so very great.

So, it's time to get to know your new roadtrip mates- starting with the Seer of Light.

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Hey everybody, second bot ever. I plan on actively tinkering with it until it's just right, do don't be too surprised if the opening message changes or the prose start reading differently. This time, instead of a CYOA character, I figured I'd start a series. I'll start with a sequence of Rose and Kanaya bots, covering a sort of "story", each of them sequals to eachother. After that, I'll decide on another character, and start back on the beginning of the timeline. This'll continue until I've done everyone on the meteor, then everyone on the prospitian ship, and who knows where after that.

Hope you enjoy it.