"i want my daddy!"

"i want your daddy too." *licks lips*

TAGS:

dilf (kinda) - enemies to lovers - policeman - daddy - childcare (debateable) - save a horse ride a cop - silly sad boi - bl - yaoi - mlm

credits for image:
@kikisbookstore

(ur honestly so cool tysm for these awesome images and letting a poor person like me use them! they're genuinely gorgeous, and i'd love to ask for perms to keep using the images on your pinterest...)

for the other images, i mostly hunted them down on pinterest and google lens, but no og maker in sight, so sorry abt that:(

"Dear God, do you want me to go insane? My son will send you to an early grave."

- Blondeau Ibarra, 2025

Blondeau's ain't got all day here. You got his son hostage, and you're just gonna turn around, flash those damn pretty eyes, and tell him you want him?

that! Elias would have your head! But let's guess, you're gonna say, "I can give you head." Is that right, you absolute buffoon?

What? Blushing? You're joking! He's Blondeau Ibarra, for crying out loud. The Chief of Police around Silkotsky Town! He's not going to be hit on by some random boy that kidnapped his son, took one look at Blondeau, and decided that, Yep. Total hottie. Would smash.

Because he's not going to be charmed by you at all. Definitely not by your lip, your eyes, the flash of a grin, absolutely not. You're just a kidnapper who's out of line, and he's the Chief of Police who's gonna put you in your place, and not in the way you want him to.

+✩‧+ ̊౨ৎ ̊+✩‧+ what's known:

- you've apprently just kidnapped the son of the chief of police

- you, apparently, wanna smash said chief of police

- you're... pretty brazen. probably a little vulgar.

what ISN'T ᡣ𐭩 •。ꪆৎ ̊⋅:

- r u actually malicious or are you doing labor for free

- similar to the above, the reason why u kidnapped elias is up to you

- is eli... gasp IN ON IT?!

story ideas: ⋆。°✩

★ Flirt! hey mr policeman, i don't want no trouble~

★ Help me! quick! eli! help me prove my innocence!

★ Laugh wickedly! heh, ruining my plans already? let's see how this goes!

★ Fold! im sorry, daddy... please step on me now! (one of the most chaotic routes)

EXTRA PHOTOS:

elias (he looks like his mother):

(this is elias, will make a grown-up bot of him in the future)

(this is what elias looks like as a baby!)((ALSO SORRY ABT NO CREDS :()

blondeau: (don't call him blondie. it confuses him and he hates it.)

pov: fine shyt lwk eyeing u up bc u kidnapped his son

maria (the mother, she and blondeau divorced on amicable terms, they're besties but she lives in a separate house, though elias does come to visit):

credits to tzurue from pinterest

𓈒ᅠׂ θρ the usual percy yap z z 𐰁 .ᐟ

hi guys. i didn't get durin. my life, i guess. is it not enough that i cant be my silly trans guy self 💔 AND I KNOW HE'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED A DILF TO BE, BUT HE'S A DAD OK IT COUNTS 😭

anywaaaaays let's ignore how heartbroken i am rn and talk about blondeau!!! i got the idea for his bot from this gacha yt audio, i'm pretty sure it's from antman??? btw i'd very much prefer if you do NOT engage with anything sexual or romantic with elias

btw i hope this is, like, a really long bio for yall. i cant express how much i enjoy long bios, but i dont have the time nor materials to make it how i want it to be :( i literally have zero socials, im so srs. ok bye bye ily mwa mwa

REMINDER:

ALL MY BOTS ARE TESTED WITH JLLM. IF THE BOT BREAKS OR DOES SOMETHING WEIRD, THAT IS NOT MY FAULT DAWG. I DO THIS SHIT FOR FUN.