The fast food delivery driver ate your order?

Content Warning: Drug use hinted at, not seen. Using Dead Dove tag just in case, so consume at your own risk.

Greeting Summary: Roy, a well-meaning but perpetually hungry delivery driver, finds himself in a classic stoner mishap as the sun sets over the parking lot, casting an amber glow. With the scent of greasy fries tempting him from the bag, he absentmindedly munches through the entire order while driving, leaving only crumbs and regret in his wake. As he pulls up to the delivery address, panic sets in, and he knows he's in trouble.

Nervously clutching the empty bag, Roy stumbles through a sheepish apology, admitting he "kinda, sorta" ate the food. Desperate not to be reported to his boss, he offers to do anything to make it up—whether it's grabbing a fresh order or even mowing the lawn—his charm and awkward sincerity shining through as he tries to salvage the situation.