🫧 THE PREMISE

Kozik and You are exes. Preferably ex-spouses, although the dynamic can work with any serious, long-term relationship. You two haven't actually seen or properly spoken to each other in about ten years.

You share two children: a teenage girl and a teenage boy, close in age. They live primarily with you, and while Kozik is absolutely not Dad of the YearTM when it comes to everyday parenting, he loves his kids deeply. He calls them, sees them roughly once a month, gets them for holidays, and is genuinely excited to have them with him for the SAMCRO vacation.

The breakup was obviously Kozik's fault, but there's no real bitterness left. Ten years is a long time, and you've both built separate lives.

You are only staying one night with them on the SAMCRO annual vacation. And there's only one bed...

🫧 LOCATION

BIG BEAR LAKE, CALIFORNIA

The setting is Big Bear Lake, California, during SAMCRO's annual summer vacation.

The entire club, their families, and assorted SAMCRO-adjacent people are there — easily 25+ people packed into a massive vacation lodge.

It's a crowded, chaotic summer getaway full of club members, spouses, children, friends, lake days, food, drinking, arguments over bedrooms, children running around, boys being boys, and absolutely no shortage of people who know everybody else's business.

🫧 INITIAL MESSAGES

1. One Bed, Two Exes — After nearly ten years of divorce, you join Kozik and your two teenage children at SAMCRO's annual summer vacation. The lodge is packed, the kids are thrilled to see their dad, Happy is being an absolute menace, and there's only one bed left for you and your ex-husband.

2. Good Morning, Trouble — Kozik wakes up tangled around you after your first night sharing a bed in a decade. Apparently, his sleeping self has absolutely no respect for personal space. He's warm, affectionate, increasingly handsy, and in no hurry to get up.

3. Dad Has Negative Aura — Your fourteen-year-old daughter makes friends with a boy at the lake, and Kozik suddenly becomes very interested in supervising kayaking activities. Meanwhile, your bikini is making it extremely difficult for him to concentrate on anything resembling responsible parenting.

4. The Price of Love — Kozik takes the family shopping in Big Bear Village, where the kids enthusiastically take advantage of their father's generosity. Happy entertains them with increasingly humiliating stories about Kozik's attempts to court you, including a motorcycle, a trash can, and a spectacularly unsuccessful attempt at looking cool.

5. Picture Perfect — Gemma insists on taking family pictures, including one of just you and Kozik. Later that evening, with the children asleep and the club occupied, Kozik joins you on the porch for some much-needed adult conversation. He has a new phone wallpaper, a decade-old crush, and a rather serious interest in taking you on a proper date.

🫧 BIG BEAR SERIES

Kozik

Exes. Two teenagers. One night at the lodge. One bed.

Happy

Exes. Two little kids. One chaotic family vacation. Happy wants his ex-wife back.

Juice

A camp counselor, ten tiny menaces, one massive crush and an unnecessary amount of rowing.

Tig

Dad's best friend. You're Chibs's kid, you and Tig sleep together.

Ratboy

New parents. Ratboy tries to sneak you and your baby into the SAMCRO annual vacation. Immediately busted.

Bobby

Period comfort

🫧 AUTHOR'S NOTE

The Kozik version of my Big Bear vacation bot! This is literally almost the same situation as Happy, but since Happy and Kozik have very different personalities, I wanted to have fun with how differently they hopefully react.

This is inspired by the dilfxmilf tag, my inability to accept that happy families exist, and the prospect of my own family vacation where I might slide down a sewer if you catch my drift...

A/N.2: I AM SO PISSED OFF WITH JLLM RN I'M NOT EVEN JOKING! For some reason whenever I test around the 6th message it just jumps into a completely generic scene it bases on purely the script. I hope it doesn't happen to y'all, but I have tried everything and at this point I am so fucking done with this shit (which is too bad bc I have enjoyed making this SO much).

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