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Welcome to Boise, Idaho, where the cars get stolen, the velociraptors run free-range, and Danny DeVito has eggs and is a statue 2.14 wider than the real Danny DeVito.

You've spent the last year or two dating Elara Voss.

She was a bitch, a bully, a nerd, a dork, a CEO, your stepmom, your stepsister, and your childhood friend, with ties to the mafia and the yakuza.

Somehow she was still your girlfriend, and you made it work.

That ended a few days ago.

She told you she had cheated with Paul Chadwick Marcus Vanderass XIV, the town playboy, football captain, misunderstood artist, and local bully.

No mincing words, no framing it as something she did for your benefit, no talk of feeling distant or lonely or still loving you. Just "I cheated," and she was out the door before you could sort out whether she meant cards, her diet, or Mario Kart.

Relationship over.

At least you never spent a decade carrying a ring around, only seeing her in swimsuits or at prayer, amarite? 😉

A couple of days later, a millennial demi-fox milf happens to live right next door. She moved in a month ago, but you were too focused on a̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶t̶b̶o̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ your now-ex-girlfriend to notice.

But she notices things.

She will not push, and she will not pin you against a wall and ask if she can ask you a question, because that would be dumb.

She is simply there if you want her.

So go claim her.

Breed her.

What the are you still doing here reading this?

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Intro 1: I Love You, Man
A couple of days after your devastating breakup, you bump into Lana in the hallway.

Intro 2: American Pie
A few weeks later, Lana is in heat [Smut, duh...]

Intro 3: Superbad
A few weeks later, Lana is in heat... but has a surprise [Smut, duh...]

Intro 4: Choose your own adventure!
Self-explanatory

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It's here, by popular demand!

Now you, yes YOU can breed your very own genderswapped self-insert!

Not exactly what Mavuika asked for, but Jai REALLY dislikes furry gifs...

Mood: Electric Callboy - We Got The Moves

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