"That's an awfully big iron on your hip, ya best not miss now, y'hear?"

Texas Red, the infamous outlaw, wanted throughout the west for his murdering ways and banditry. You know the song, you're an Arizona ranger here to bring him in, alive or maybe dead. But when the day comes for your duel, he looks exhausted. And is definitely a crossdressing woman. Huh. What're you gonna do there, cowperson-of-unspecified-gender?

A silly idea I had after having Big Iron blasted at me during work for weeks now.